What Women Do NOT Want for Valentine’s Day
I have learned a few things in this life. I have learned what to do and what not to do when it comes to women. I have especially learned what NOT to give women as gifts.
1. Lingerie is not a gift for a woman. It is really a gift for you. Stop pretending that you do not know that and do not give a woman a gift she cannot wear outside the house. Period. I know I am breaking a bro code, but it’s time to grow up. If you need sex that badly just wash the dishes. She’ll be on you like a porn star.
2. Cookware is not a gift for a woman unless she expressly asked for it..more than once. That’s the same as giving a man a garbage bag or an opportunity to work overtime. Don’t do it. It is a not so subtle way of saying, “Get in the kitchen and cook woman”. Not classy.
3. A piece of camping equipment like a sleeping bag. A sleeping bag may keep her warm, but something like jewelry will keep you both warm. It’s Murphy’s Law. If she needs a sleeping bag, perhaps putting a small piece of jewelry like earrings or a bracelet inside would do wonders for her enjoying camping or at least warming up to it.